Steve Wertz wrote:
> Sheldon wrote:
>
> > ... the deer droppings in my yard look more appetizing...
>
> The deer feel sorry for you - those are food offerings. * They've
> smelled your cooking.

You wish you had deer droppings in your yard... you wish you had a
yard.

Just a few hours ago, eaving me lots of gifts tonight:
http://i18.tinypic.com/2me4mev.jpg

Sheldon