cybercat wrote:

> "Gregory Morrow" > wrote in message
> .net...
> >
> > cyberSQUAT wrote:
> >
> >> "Edwin Pawlowski" > wrote
> >> > And ANS wanted it that way. As a child, she said she wanted to
become
> >> > famous so she could make her parents look at her all the time.
> >>
> >> Hmm, I had never heard that.
> >>
> >> >Thee is a lot to the story that goes back to her parent's divorce.
> >> It was my understanding that she never knew her father.
> >>
> >> Ob food: fried up two lovely plump eggs and just before I turned them
to
> >> over-easy perfection, discovered we had no bread for toast!
> >>
> >> What could I do but whip up a big fat fluffy corn cake and have it
beside
> >> them with butter and maple syrup?
> >> It was one of those cornbread mixes in the packet. Mmm.
> >>
> >
> >
> > Here's a funny little bit I found on the internet, it's good for a grin.
> > Maybe you could pass it along to -L's husband? :
> >
> > "It's Black History Month...
> >
> > My name be Eboneesha, an African-American girl who just got an award for
> > being the best speler in class. I got 57% on the speling test and 30
> > points
> > for being black, 10 points for not bringing drugs into class, 10 points
> > for
> > not bringing guns into class, and 10 points for not getting pregnut
during
> > the cemester. It hard to beat a score of 120%. The white dude who sit
next
> > to me is McGee from the Bronx. He got a 94% on the test but no extra
> > points
> > on account of he have the same skin color as the opressirs of 150 years
> > ago.Granny ax me to thank all Dimocrafts and Liberels for suporting
> > afermative action. You showing the way to true equality. I gwine
begittin
> > in
> > medical skool nex an mabe I be yo doktor.
> >
> > Yo fren,
> > Eboneesha"
> >
> > </>
>
> Very nice. We already know you're a racist, you saggy-assed,
> halitosis-scented
> waste of corroded flesh.
>
> Why would it bother me? I'm black and beautiful, baby. As for L's husband,
> well ...
> I know you simple-minded, tiny-dicked white boys are tormented by the
image
> of the Big Black Dick, but, really, that's your private torment. And good
> luck
> with that, boy. I mean that sincerely.


You should have given your good luck "charms" to -L's BIL, since he's now
taking a dirt nap...

:-)

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Best
Greg