Don A. Gomez wrote:

> I'm a cannibal and I want to know how I can preserve human
> meat. After butchering my victims, there's always too much
> meat left, I can't eat all of it before it starts to rot.
>
> So, HOW can I preserve good human body parts like ass,
> tits, pussies, cocks and balls so that I can eat them later?
>
> Please help and you'll receive a piece of human meat (your choice).
>
This poor ******* eats the offal. Not much muscle in any of those
parts. Why don't you do something constructive like greasing your
weenie and jacking off since you ain't too bright about food.

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