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Default Peter Pan Peanut Butter Killed my Entire Family

On Feb 18, 8:56 am, Pan Ohco > wrote:
> On Sun, 18 Feb 2007 05:23:40 -0600, Martha Stokes
>
> > wrote:
> >When I was a young girl I always wanted a large family. At the age of

>
> Snipped a lot of B.S.> My whole family was wiped out in a matter of hours because
> >of eating this peanut butter. As I sit here alone, sobbing, I recall
> >those times that I would complain about all the noise and chaos in out
> >large home. Now, all I hear is dead silence. All I see now are
> >doctors and coroners, undertakers, and police investigators. Peter
> >Pan took my whole family and killed them all. I am all alone, and I
> >am considering eating the remaining peanut butter just to end my own
> >life as well, because I have nothing left in this world.

>
> >Martha

>
> Bon Appitite


I suppose we shouldn't mention to her that salmonella generally only
kills the very young and very weak? The rest of us only _want_ to die
while we suffer from it.

no sympathy