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Default Peter Pan Peanut Butter Killed my Entire Family

On Sun, 18 Feb 2007 07:56:47 -0600, Pan Ohco > wrote:

>On Sun, 18 Feb 2007 05:23:40 -0600, Martha Stokes
> wrote:
>
>>When I was a young girl I always wanted a large family. At the age of

>
>Snipped a lot of B.S.
>> My whole family was wiped out in a matter of hours because
>>of eating this peanut butter. As I sit here alone, sobbing, I recall
>>those times that I would complain about all the noise and chaos in out
>>large home. Now, all I hear is dead silence. All I see now are
>>doctors and coroners, undertakers, and police investigators. Peter
>>Pan took my whole family and killed them all. I am all alone, and I
>>am considering eating the remaining peanut butter just to end my own
>>life as well, because I have nothing left in this world.
>>
>>Martha

>Bon Appitite


you're so mean! <snicker>

your pal,
blake