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Ubiquitous

In article >,
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>In article >,
> (Ubiquitous) wrote:
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>> SLop made a chicken ceasar salad pizza by putting some chicken tenders onto
a
>> cutting board and slicing them into strips, then "marinading" them in about
>> half a container of creamy ceasar salad dressing for about a minute at most,
>> not even long enough to be a marinade, really, and the rest into a measuring
>> cup for later. Naturally, SLop forgot the "Me washies handsies!" bit and
>> potentially cross-contaminated a couple bowls, some tongs, a couple heads of
>> Romaine lettuce, and other assorted items as she prepared the salad pizza.
>> She
>> plopped the gooped-up chicken into a frying pan (I think she told us in an
>> awkward post-production voice-over that the pan didnt require oil). I
noticed
>> that some of the pieces were cooked while others still looked raw when she
>> flipped the pieces with a pair of tongs.
>>
>> SLop told us to slice the ends off a couple heads of Romaine lettuce while
>> cutting them in half and nearly lost a few fingers while roughly chopping
the
>> remaining lettuce, telling us to chop it fine, "like lace".
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>And she COVERS the damn thing completely with lettuce. Now, she
>arranged the tenders like the spokes of a wheel, one per slice. But she
>so completely buried it in lettuce that there's no way to tell how to
>slice it!! She needed to slice it FIRST, and THEN cover it with
>lettuce. And then throw it out.

Skip the middleman, I say. Just throw it out.

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