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Virginia Tadrzynski

"Ubiquitous" > wrote in message
...
> In article >,
> says...
>>
>>
>>In article >,
>> (Ubiquitous) wrote:
>>
>>> SLop made a chicken ceasar salad pizza by putting some chicken tenders
>>> onto
> a
>>> cutting board and slicing them into strips, then "marinading" them in
>>> about
>>> half a container of creamy ceasar salad dressing for about a minute at
>>> most,
>>> not even long enough to be a marinade, really, and the rest into a
>>> measuring
>>> cup for later. Naturally, SLop forgot the "Me washies handsies!" bit and
>>> potentially cross-contaminated a couple bowls, some tongs, a couple
>>> heads of
>>> Romaine lettuce, and other assorted items as she prepared the salad
>>> pizza.
>>> She
>>> plopped the gooped-up chicken into a frying pan (I think she told us in
>>> an
>>> awkward post-production voice-over that the pan didnt require oil). I
> noticed
>>> that some of the pieces were cooked while others still looked raw when
>>> she
>>> flipped the pieces with a pair of tongs.
>>>
>>> SLop told us to slice the ends off a couple heads of Romaine lettuce
>>> while
>>> cutting them in half and nearly lost a few fingers while roughly
>>> chopping
> the
>>> remaining lettuce, telling us to chop it fine, "like lace".
>>
>>And she COVERS the damn thing completely with lettuce. Now, she
>>arranged the tenders like the spokes of a wheel, one per slice. But she
>>so completely buried it in lettuce that there's no way to tell how to
>>slice it!! She needed to slice it FIRST, and THEN cover it with
>>lettuce. And then throw it out.
>
> Skip the middleman, I say. Just throw it out.
>
>
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> "food" or being exposed to crapass tablescapes. And no, we're not sure
> where she grew up either. The Cordon Bleu disavows any knowlege of Miss
> Lee.
>
>

That's why I posted I watch Crime TV....maybe SOMEONE SOMEWHERE will put her
out of our misery.
-ginny