On Feb 16, 8:35 am, pheasant > wrote:
> Don A. Gomez wrote:
> > I'm a cannibal and I want to know how I can preserve human
> > meat. After butchering my victims, there's always too much
> > meat left, I can't eat all of it before it starts to rot.
>
> > So, HOW can I preserve good human body parts like ass,
> > tits, pussies, cocks and balls so that I can eat them later?
>
> > Please help and you'll receive a piece of human meat (your choice).
>
> This poor ******* eats the offal. Not much muscle in any of those
> parts. Why don't you do something constructive like greasing your
> weenie and jacking off since you ain't too bright about food.
>
> --
> The world's least questioned excuse for missing work....
> "the voices in my head told me to stay home and clean guns today".
> Oooookay...

Well actually, unless the person is fat, the ass is almost completely
muscle. And balls of other animals are consumed, some fairly commonly,
like bull's. Yer prolly right about the rest... tho I suppose any
flesh can be eaten if prepared correctly