TammyM > wrote in message
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> "The Ranger" > wrote in message
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>> TammyM > wrote in message
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>> [snip]
>>> I was in Montana visiting relatives. They wanted me
>>> to make the potato salad. They use <shudder>
>>> Miracle Whip there and not mayo. I told them I'd
>>> be happy to put it together, but they would have to
>>> test it to get the seasonings correct.
>>>
>>> Friends don't let friends eat Miracle Whip!
>>
>> Shush ya heretic! Miracle Whip is the nectar, the
>> ambrosia of the Church Lady sandwiches and salads.
>>
>> The Ranger
>> ---
>> "May you be seated at an all-you-can-eat buffet
>> where sandwiches of JIF peanut butter and Miracle
>> Whip on Wonder Bread are the only item being served and where
>> Musak is piped in at Blue
>> Oyster Cult levels with the mantra of "I love
>> Miracle Whip" to the "Jingle Bell Rock" tune is
>> being played..."
>>
> I kn[e]w I could suck you into this conversation!

Didn't...

> Yer so easy, ya bum!! :-)

And cheap but we're not talking about my better characteristics
here.

> TammyM, Miracle Whip will never pass these lips
> I tell ya!!

<sigh> Another Pretty Pity. Y'all're gonna burn in lukewarm waters
fer such thoughts.

Oh well. More for me and mine.

The Ranger
--
"I'm not allowed to kill you; that's against the rules. But you'd
be amazed at what you can survive."
-- Jafar, Aladdin 2