Excuse me, but did I just watch an entire half hour cooking show that showed
me how to make cakes from cake mixes and canned frosting?

SLop considers cake to be "finger food"?

SLop's "tip" of the week: The cake mix bag does not go into the mixing bowl.

SLop lectured us about not greasing the angel food cake pan made me laugh
and laugh, because I remember the show where
she lectured us about the necessity of greasing the pan

BLUE maraschino cherries exist!!!

That cacktail consisted of half and half, color sprinkles (some call them
"jimmies"), and booze made my teeth hurt! Who the hell
would drink THAT with a meal of cake?

--
WARNING!!!
Use of these recipes may be hazardous to your health, food budget,
standing in your community and liver function. Use at your own risk!! We
assume no liability from any illness or injury sustained while eating the
"food" or being exposed to crapass tablescapes. And no, we're not sure
where she grew up either. The Cordon Bleu disavows any knowlege of Miss Lee.