Tammy wrote:

> Sorry, I'm humor-impaired today. I had to put down my nearly 20-year
> old kitty yesterday. Norman Bates, RIP :-(
>
> I'll get my sense of humor back in time.
>
> TammyM, with eyes swollen to the size of golfballs today and a deeply
> aching heart


Tammy, I'm so sorry! Let's hope he's getting the satin pillow and the meals
on wheels:

St. Peter is receptionist at the entrance of Heaven. A cat shows up and St.
Peter says "I know you! You were a very nice cat on earth and didn't cause
any trouble, so I want to offer a gift to you of one special thing you have
always wanted."

Cat: "Well, I did always long to own a nice satin pillow like my master had,
so I could lie on it." St. Peter: "That's easy. Granted. You shall have the
satin pillow after you enter in."

Next, a group of mice appeared and St. Peter greeted them and said: "Ah, I
remember you. You were such good mice on earth. You didn't steal food from
anyone's house and never hurt other animals. Therefore, I want to grant you
one special wish you have always wanted."

The Chief Mouse replied, "Well, we always watched the children playing and
saw them roller skate, and it was beautiful, and it looked like so much fun.
So can we each have some roller skates, please?" St. Peter: "Granted. You
shall have your wish."

Next day, St. Peter is making the rounds inside the Gates, and sees the cat.
"Well, Cat...Did you enjoy the satin pillow?" Cat: "Oh, indeed I did. And
say...that "Meals on Wheels" thing was a nice touch, too!"


Bob