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Default Inventor turns dead cats into diesel

On 2007-03-16, Mark Edwards wrote:

>There's a fungus among us! (I know a lot of geeks who have
>mild aspergillus syndrome).


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Prolog: You attempt to shoot yourself in the foot, but the bullet,
failing to find its mark, backtracks to the gun which then
explodes in your face.