Inventor turns dead cats into diesel
On 2007-03-16, Mark Edwards wrote:
>There's a fungus among us! (I know a lot of geeks who have
>mild aspergillus syndrome).
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| Members will kindly refrain from relieving themselves |
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Prolog: You attempt to shoot yourself in the foot, but the bullet,
failing to find its mark, backtracks to the gun which then
explodes in your face.
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