"Adam Funk" > wrote in message
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> On 2007-03-16, Mark Edwards wrote:
>
>>There's a fungus among us! (I know a lot of geeks who have
>>mild aspergillus syndrome).
>
> +-------------------------------------------------------+
> | Members will kindly refrain from relieving themselves |
> | in the umbrella stand during aspergillus season. |
> +-------------------------------------------------------+
>
>
> --
> Prolog: You attempt to shoot yourself in the foot, but the bullet,
> failing to find its mark, backtracks to the gun which then
> explodes in your face.

We had many complaints at work when the cleaners left a note in the mens'
toilets : ' If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie, wipe the seatie!'

Sarah