On Mar 16, 12:14 pm, "Sarah" > wrote:
> "Adam Funk" > wrote in message
>
> news >
> > On 2007-03-16, Mark Edwards wrote:
>
> >>There's a fungus among us! (I know a lot of geeks who have
> >>mild aspergillus syndrome).
>
> > +-------------------------------------------------------+
> > | Members will kindly refrain from relieving themselves |
> > | in the umbrella stand during aspergillus season. |
> > +-------------------------------------------------------+
>
> > --
> > Prolog: You attempt to shoot yourself in the foot, but the bullet,
> > failing to find its mark, backtracks to the gun which then
> > explodes in your face.
>
> We had many complaints at work when the cleaners left a note in the mens'
> toilets : ' If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie, wipe the seatie!'
>
> Sarah

"Stand closer, its shorter than you think"
"We aim to please, you aim too, please"

Leo "Adding the R to the P" Sgouros