On Mon, 19 Mar 2007 22:17:21 GMT, "Cindi - HappyMamatoThree"
> wrote:

>
>"Charles Schuler" > wrote in message
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>>
>> "bluezfolk" > wrote in message
>> ps.com...
>>> On Mar 19, 6:47 am, "q" > wrote:
>>>> see the impossible man living without leg and hands living with only
>>>> his body
>>>> his name is Nick Vujicic to know more click
>>>> herehttp://erosgroup.blogspot.com/
>>>>
>>>> orhttp://livemonster.job.googlepages.com/home
>>>> for photos click here
>>>>
>>>> http://www.gallerymentos.blogspot.com/
>>>
>>> One day he showed up at the door to a whorehouse. The madam
>>> asked "you have no arms or legs, what will you do with a woman" to
>>> which he responded "I rang the doorbell, didn't I?"
>>
>> OK, if you are going to tell old WH jokes:
>>
>> The guy picks his gal and they go up to her room. He undresses and she
>> looks at his 1" member and says: "And Who do you think you are going to
>> please with that little thing?" He says: "Me."
>
>Oh now you've opened a door to bad jokes.
>
>Like the little person who went into the WH and asked for a girl. The madame
>laughed at him and said "You can't please one of my girls." "Yeah I can"
>"Let me see your tool then?" When he took it out he had Shorty tattooed
>there. The madame laughed again and asked all the girls if anyone was
>willing. Finally a rather homely gal from the back of the room said "Yea,
>okay, for $100." The customer agreed and took her upstairs. Three days later
>the hooker returned downstairs barely able to walk. The madame was
>astounded, "Where have you been? Was it really that bad? Did it take you
>that long to satisfy that little man?" "Satisfy him hell it took me that
>long to recover. Remember his tattoo? Yeah when it gets hard it says
>"Shorty's Bar and Grill; Albuquerque, New Mexico."
>
>I know, it's horrible.
>
>Cindi
>>

the version i heard was 'tiny'/'ticonderoga, ny'.

your pal,
blakissimus