"Alexis" > wrote in message
ups.com...
> You know those folks who, immediately upon sitting down for a meal,
> salt *everything* on the plate before tasting any of it?
>
> Well, I've got this friend

You're going to a lot of trouble just to bust on the guy for his tastes.

A lot of work just to wait for that ONE MOMENT when he reaches for the
pepper.

Whassa matter . .. . . pepper too expensive in your town?

Van