Sheldon wrote:
>
> biig wrote:
> >
> > Getting up at 6 am (I'm always on time ) and finding a hot cup of
> > Earl Grey Green tea in front of my computer. ......Sharon
>
> Hmm, fondling your PC is the first thing on your mind each morning...
> no wonder marriage is doomed. All gals are the same... all they ever
> think of is their bladder, they spend twelve hours each day empting
> and the other twelve hours refilling. About once a month a gal will
> do their mate a favor but first they need about an hour's tune-up...
> and than just at that moment they all gotta go pee... twenty minutes
> later thay return expecting to find a guy just as they left him. How
> can it take twenty minutes to pee... easy when yoose sit on the throne
> till your legs fall asleep, and now twiddling your Blackberry.
>
> Sheldon

You've been hanging around with the wrong women....LOL....I guess my
marriage is doomed.....lol....it's only lasted more than 47 years.....
And they said it wouldn't last.....(smile)...