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Default TOTALLY OT! Girl things, first mammogram...


"Omelet" > wrote
> home.
>
> EXERCISE ONE:
> Open your refrigerator door and insert one breast in door. Shut as hard
> as possible and lean on the door for good measure. Hold that position
> for five seconds. Repeat again in case the first time wasn't effective
> enough.


This is what it felt like.