"cybercat" > wrote in message
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> "Omelet" > wrote
>> home.
>>
>> EXERCISE ONE:
>> Open your refrigerator door and insert one breast in door. Shut as hard
>> as possible and lean on the door for good measure. Hold that position
>> for five seconds. Repeat again in case the first time wasn't effective
>> enough.
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> This is what it felt like.
>

I'm remembering one of the Star Trek movies, where the crew is in a 20th
century hospital, having travelled back in time. Dr. McCoy observes some of
the treatments going on and calls them savagery.