bob > wrote:
> Bronwyn writes:
>
> >Hi folks,
> >Just returned from four weeks in Italy travelling around with husband,
> >Franklin. The middle two weeks we rented two villas - one in Umbria
> >about 10 miles out of Assisi in the hills, and one in Tuscany between
> >Lucca and Florence.
>
> My wife and I planned to take a similar trip
>
> Unfortunately, our septic system decided to choose that time to have a
> nervous breakdown and we ended up spending our holiday money on
> engineer's reports, council permits and the installation of an
> expensive, new system that recycles wastewater so we can use it to
> irrigate our trees. We called our new system, Florence, and when asked
> about our holiday we tell people that we decided to sit in deck chairs
> and look at the new septic tank instead.

PUH-leeeze! People are eating here!

Some people's idea of dinner table conversation... you vacuuous
lout... feh!

And you're no kind of writer, commas are NOT garnish.

Sheldon