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25 cent wrote:
> Sheldon spewed:
>
> : asparagus continues to grow after harvesting...
> : in fact asparagus farmers have developed packaging for shipping
>
> Excuse me? *Asparagus is harvested by cutting the spear, after which
> it has been cut off from its' root system. *It cannot and does not
> grow after that because it is no longer receiving any moisture or
> nutrients. *You must have magic asparagus!!! * It's that little
> asparagus between your legs that grows to 4" head, moron.


How does it feel to be a ****ing imbecile, hoe... must feel like
Sqwertz, eh?

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