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Jared Fogle, The Pornography Guy
Joe Junior wrote:
(Ubiquitous) wrote:
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>>http://www.bestweekever.tv/2007/05/0...rnography-guy/
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>>You’ve come to know and love him as Jared Fogle, the guy who lost over 200 pounds by eating
>>nothing but Subway sandwiches alone. As a result, he went from being just plain ol’ “Jared” to
>>the much more exciting “Jared Fogle, the Subway Guy.”
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>>Well, it turns out in college, the All-American Jared was known for something entirely different.
>>According to our source, while studying at Indiana University, Fogle ran a very successful
>>pornography rental company out of his bedroom. His porn collection was vast and extensive, and
>>Fogle took his business pretty seriously. A video would run a patron a dollar a day (cheap!), and
>>people would come from all over to take advantage of the deal. Needless to say, Jared had enough
>>porn to keep his customers happy.
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>>As far as his incredible weight loss goes, it turns out it wasn’t as motivated as you would
>>think. In fact, what got Jared hooked on Subway in the first place was laziness. The sandwich
>>chain had opened a branch on the first floor of Jared’s dorm, and what with his busy porn
>>company, Jared began eating the sandwiches out of extreme laziness. It was the closest fast food
>>available! Just imagine how different our lives would be if an Arby’s had opened up there
>>instead? We’d probably be watching Jared on some TLC special about how he hasn’t gotten out of
>>bed for 6 years. Though, we imagine his right arm would still be in tip-top shape.
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>Mmm....porn and subway sandwiches...my two favorite things.
EAT FRESH!!!
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