Sheldon wrote:

> No one needs a designer kitchen, hardly anyone uses them... anyhow the
> designer kitchen was invented by WOPs, no one ever set foot in their
> upstairs kitchen (punishable by ten lashes across the eyeballs with a
> wet linguinni). They used that crappy kitchen in the basement or
> better yet, located out in the backyard under the striped awning...
> everything upstairs still has the tags attached, and whenever possible
> encased in zippered plastic covers... the kitchen floor is wall to
> wall carpeted in gold velveteen plush three inches deep, vacuumed
> twice a day and three times on Sunday, with all vacuum lines in the
> same direction... as is the living room and dining room... all
> cordoned off with purple velvet ropes... yoose know who you are. hehe
>


This style of decorating is known as "Guinea Renaissance"...and don't
forget the gilt cherubs holding little violin cases filled with little
machine guns.

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Best
Greg