Virginia Tadrzynski wrote:
> A cut and paste....whaddaya think? Appropos?
> -ginny
>
> WHEN GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH...
>
> 3. WE'VE SUDDENLY DECIDED THAT WE WANT TO KICK SOMEONE'S ASS AND
> HONESTLY BELIEVE WE COULD DO IT TOO.
>
Years ago I had a neighborhood hangout. I'd meet with my two best friends
after work and we'd sit and talk and laugh. One of the co-owners, who
mostly drank his own profits from what I could tell, had a daughter. She
took after daddy She was an amazon of a woman, close to 6 feet tall but
very pretty. One night she was loaded and she came up to me, shouting,
calling me by someone elses' name, yelling she was going to kick my ass!

I had never spoken to her before; I only knew who she was because she'd been
pointed out to me in the past. I had no idea what she was going off on me
about but she outweighed me by 60 pounds (at least) and was a lot taller
than I am, and she was in a total drunken blind rage. I really thought for
a minute I'd find myself on the floor for no good reason! Fortunately a
number of other regulars (guys) and the *other* co-owner realized what was
going on and dragged her out of there.

She was apparently told later what she'd done and she approached me when she
was (still) sober to apologize profusely. Hey, no harm, no foul. This is
the same woman who married a guy who used to hang out there, then one night
stormed in screaming, reeled back and punched him right in the face. She
should have been a boxer. She knocked him right off the stool he was
sitting on, sending him crashing into the next table before he hit the
floor.

All together now: "Drunken redneck b****!"

Jill