Thread: Proofs of LORD Almighty GOD: Pastorio was convicted by the Holy Spirit on the eve of Halloween, stricken on the eve of Christmas, slain on April Fool's day, and now another convicted by the Holy Spirit projects his own homicidal thoughts.
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Default Proofs of LORD Almighty GOD: Pastorio was convicted by the Holy Spirit on the eve of Halloween, stricken on the eve of Christmas, slain on April Fool's day, and now another convicted by the Holy Spirit projects his own homicidal thoughts.
On May 20, 11:56 pm, purpurroterwald > wrote:
> St. Jackanapes > wrote :
>
> >> > I'm sure Jesus was a nice guy, and if he lived next door, it would
> >> > be fun to open a few cold Molsons with him and laugh our asses off
> >> > about his mom's "virgin birth" fantasy.
>
> >> You would be the only one laughing.
>
> > Why, Jesus had no sense of humor? Then why do all those pictures of
> > him show Jesus smiling & laughing?
>
> Notice that he's usually with kiddies when he's all happy like that.

Also when he's holding a bloody dripping hatchet.

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