In alt.flame.jesus.christ, purpurroterwald said...
> St. Jackanapes > wrote in
> :
>
> >> http://HeartMDPhD.com/Convicts
> >
> > Why am I not on your list, Andy? Do you need me to blaspheme the Holy
> > Ghostie? I've even got all kinds of health maladies for your
> > enjoyment? Maybe that's why I'm not on your list? My adrenal glands
> > have quit working correctly, I have spinal stenosis pinching nerves, I
> > have protruding disks in my lumbar spine pressing on nerves, and this
> > should convince you of my need for inclusion on your hit list: I have
> > diabetes. Just like you're favorite dead man Bob Pastorino. I have
> > diabetes because I have to take hydrocotesone due to my malfunctioning
> > adrenals. Surely that's the result of divine retribution?
> >
> > Or maybe you just don't have the balls to put me on your list. I think
> > that you're afraid of me, Andy. I think that you believe that my Mojo
> > is more powerful than yours. I scare you. Is this why you will not put
> > me on your list? You're a scardy CAT?
>
> Early on, people were making it a game to see how many different nyms they
> could get him to list. Several people got two or three nyms listed, and I
> think one person got five or six nyms listed. Heh. Now he won't list you
> unless he's absolutely certain that you're not already on the list under a
> different nym. No use trying to convince that you're not, though, because
> you're a goddamn lying heathen.
Oh, I see. It doesn't matter that I have a website blaspheming Jesus and
poking fun at Chung. It could all be a slick atheist plot to get two
nyms on his hit list. My you just can't outsmart that Chung, can you?
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St. Jackanapes ~ Bearer of The One True Liver ~
Ordained Minister & Holy Saint of The Universal Life Church
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