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Default Amazing Proofs by LORD Almighty GOD: The miracle of crossing the Red Sea, the miracle of the USS Texas, the miracle of the 2PD-OMER Approach curing type-2 diabetes, Patsy's miracle, RFC's Pastorio dying on April Fool's day, and the futility of sa

On 22 May 2007 13:14:04 -0700, "Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD"
> wrote:

>neighbor Diane South (Chiquita Pudendai) wrote:
>> Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote:
>>
>> > Behold in manifold wonder and stunning amazement:


Stunning incredulity would be more accurate.

>> > (1) The miracle of the parting of the Red Sea:
>> >
>> > http://TruthRUS.org/RedSea


Mythology.

>> > (2) The miracle of the USS Texas surviving both World Wars with only
>> > one casualty:
>> >
>> > http://TruthRUS.org/DreadNought


Not a miracle

>> > (3) The miracle of the 2PD-OMER Approach curing type-2 diabetes:
>> >
>> > http://HeartMDPhD.com/HolySpirit/overweight.asp


Again, no miracle.

>> > (4) The miracle of the million-dollar guarantee backing the 2PD-OMER
>> > Approach:
>> >
>> > http://TruthRUS.org/Guarantee


Miracle? WTF??
Your "million dollar guarantee" is as cheesy as Kent Hovind's. Fortunately,
he's in the slammer now. With luck, you'll be his cellmate.

>> > (5) Patsy's miracle:
>> >
>> > http://PatsysMiracle.com


Nowhere near a miracle.
<snip more extraneous bullshit>

"A miracle, derived from the old Latin word miraculum meaning "something
wonderful", is a striking interposition of divine intervention by a god in the
universe by which the ordinary course and operation of Nature is overruled,
suspended, or modified."

None of your flimsy attributions come close.

BTW, I heeled a dog today. I'll call that a miracle.

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