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Default Amazing Proofs by LORD Almighty GOD: The miracle of crossing the Red Sea, the miracle of the USS Texas, the miracle of the 2PD-OMER Approach curing type-2 diabetes, Patsy's miracle, RFC's Pastorio dying on April Fool's day, and the futility of sa

On May 22, 11:45 pm, St. Jackanapes >
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> In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Father Haskell said...
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> > On May 21, 10:09 am, "Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD"
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> > > Behold in manifold wonder and stunning amazement:

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> > > (1) The miracle of the parting of the Red Sea:

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> > >http://TruthRUS.org/RedSea

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> > Never happened.

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> > > (2) The miracle of the USS Texas surviving both World Wars with only
> > > one casualty:

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> > >http://TruthRUS.org/DreadNought

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> > Not a miracle.

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> Oh, I don't know. Maybe God was so tied up protecting the USS Texas that
> he forgot to keep an eye on the USS Indianapolis after it delivered the
> Fat Boy to Tinian Island. I guess those guys on the Texas must have been
> much more powerful prayers than those on the Indy, don't you think? In
> fact, those Texas crewmen must have even drowned out the prayers of the
> Indy's sailor's as they were screaming at God to save them from the
> sharks. The USS Texas had some damn powerful prayer makers! It was that
> or God just liked the USS Texas more than the did the USS Indianapolis.


Quint was one of satan's sockpuppets, I guess.

" Little brown jeebus comes out of the cave... Swims into the hole...
Comes out of the hole... Goes back into the cave again... It's not too
good, is it Chung? "