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Default Amazing Proofs by LORD Almighty GOD: The miracle of crossing the Red Sea, the miracle of the USS Texas, the miracle of the 2PD-OMER Approach curing type-2 diabetes, Patsy's miracle, RFC's Pastorio dying on April Fool's day, and the futility of sa

On May 22, 11:45 pm, St. Jackanapes >
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> In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Father Haskell said...
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> > On May 21, 10:09 am, "Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD"
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> > > Behold in manifold wonder and stunning amazement:

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> > > (1) The miracle of the parting of the Red Sea:

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> > >http://TruthRUS.org/RedSea

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> > Never happened.

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> > > (2) The miracle of the USS Texas surviving both World Wars with only
> > > one casualty:

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> > >http://TruthRUS.org/DreadNought

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> > Not a miracle.

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> Oh, I don't know. Maybe God was so tied up protecting the USS Texas that
> he forgot to keep an eye on the USS Indianapolis after it delivered the
> Fat Boy to Tinian Island. I guess those guys on the Texas must have been
> much more powerful prayers than those on the Indy, don't you think? In
> fact, those Texas crewmen must have even drowned out the prayers of the
> Indy's sailor's as they were screaming at God to save them from the
> sharks. The USS Texas had some damn powerful prayer makers! It was that
> or God just liked the USS Texas more than the did the USS Indianapolis.


Or the Space Shuttles Columbia and Challenger. Or the Thresher.
Or the WTC, and both planes that crashed into the towers. Or the
Titanic. Or the Hindenburg. Or the...