In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Father Haskell said...

> On May 22, 11:45 pm, St. Jackanapes >
> wrote:
> > In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Father Haskell said...
> >
> >
> >
> > > On May 21, 10:09 am, "Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD"
> > > > wrote:
> > > > Behold in manifold wonder and stunning amazement:
> >
> > > > (1) The miracle of the parting of the Red Sea:
> >
> > > >http://TruthRUS.org/RedSea
> >
> > > Never happened.
> >
> > > > (2) The miracle of the USS Texas surviving both World Wars with only
> > > > one casualty:
> >
> > > >http://TruthRUS.org/DreadNought
> >
> > > Not a miracle.
> >
> > Oh, I don't know. Maybe God was so tied up protecting the USS Texas that
> > he forgot to keep an eye on the USS Indianapolis after it delivered the
> > Fat Boy to Tinian Island. I guess those guys on the Texas must have been
> > much more powerful prayers than those on the Indy, don't you think? In
> > fact, those Texas crewmen must have even drowned out the prayers of the
> > Indy's sailor's as they were screaming at God to save them from the
> > sharks. The USS Texas had some damn powerful prayer makers! It was that
> > or God just liked the USS Texas more than the did the USS Indianapolis.
>
> He was laughing when the ore carrier Edmund Fitzgerald went down.

That nautical *******! I've often wondered what distracted God when the
Titanic slowly sunk. Now I think that he may have been having a bit of
intentional fun. The iceberg that the Titanic struck was unusual because
it was not white like most bergs, but had a clear look caused by
continuous melting. I think that God blew his hot breath on that
iceberg, let it refreeze, and then blew on it some more, until it was
clear and impossible to see from a speeding ship.

God is one sick and devious diety!

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St. Jackanapes ~ Bearer of The One True Liver ~
Ordained Minister & Holy Saint of The Universal Life Church
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