In alt.flame.jesus.christ, blu said...

> St. Jackanapes > wrote in
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> > In alt.flame.jesus.christ, blu said...
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> >> St. Jackanapes > wrote in
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> >> > In alt.flame.jesus.christ, purpurroterwald said...
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> >> >> St. Jackanapes > wrote in
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> >> >> >> http://HeartMDPhD.com/Convicts
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> >> >> > Why am I not on your list, Andy? Do you need me to blaspheme the
> >> >> > Holy Ghostie? I've even got all kinds of health maladies for
> >> >> > your enjoyment? Maybe that's why I'm not on your list? My
> >> >> > adrenal glands have quit working correctly, I have spinal
> >> >> > stenosis pinching nerves, I have protruding disks in my lumbar
> >> >> > spine pressing on nerves, and this should convince you of my
> >> >> > need for inclusion on your hit list: I have diabetes. Just like
> >> >> > you're favorite dead man Bob Pastorino. I have diabetes because
> >> >> > I have to take hydrocotesone due to my malfunctioning adrenals.
> >> >> > Surely that's the result of divine retribution?
> >> >> >
> >> >> > Or maybe you just don't have the balls to put me on your list. I
> >> >> > think that you're afraid of me, Andy. I think that you believe
> >> >> > that my Mojo is more powerful than yours. I scare you. Is this
> >> >> > why you will not put me on your list? You're a scardy CAT?
> >> >>
> >> >> Early on, people were making it a game to see how many different
> >> >> nyms they could get him to list. Several people got two or three
> >> >> nyms listed, and I think one person got five or six nyms listed.
> >> >> Heh. Now he won't list you unless he's absolutely certain that
> >> >> you're not already on the list under a different nym. No use
> >> >> trying to convince that you're not, though, because you're a
> >> >> goddamn lying heathen.
> >> >
> >> > Oh, I see. It doesn't matter that I have a website blaspheming
> >> > Jesus and poking fun at Chung. It could all be a slick atheist plot
> >> > to get two nyms on his hit list. My you just can't outsmart that
> >> > Chung, can you?
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> >>
> >> < ahem >
> >> I made Chung leave usenet for about a week once. Yet- where is my
> >> recognition? This calls for .. something.
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> > Oh really? Do tell! It sure sounds like something that you should be
> > recognized for.
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> It was nothing, actually.
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> He'd been crowing about how good of a husband and provider he was.
> I simply asked if his wife knew that he spent his days chatting up women
> on the internet.
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> < dead silence for close to a week >

I wonder if that's when she left him?

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St. Jackanapes ~ Bearer of The One True Liver ~
Ordained Minister & Holy Saint of The Universal Life Church
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