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Default Proofs of LORD Almighty GOD: Pastorio was convicted by the Holy Spirit on the eve of Halloween, stricken on the eve of Christmas, slain on April Fool's day, and now another convicted by the Holy Spirit projects his own homicidal thoughts.


In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Father Haskell said...

> On May 14, 8:20 pm, "Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD"
> > wrote:
> > convicted neighbor JoeSpareBedroom wrote:
> > > Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote:
> > > > convicted neighbor JoeSpareBedroom wrote:
> > > >> Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote:
> > > >> > convicted neighbor JoeSpareBedroom wrote:
> > > >> >> Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote:
> > > >> >> > convicted neighbor JoeSpareBedroom wrote:
> > > >> >> >> Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote:

> >
> > > >> >> >> > Your brain is worthless with HIS knowledge and wisdom.

> >
> > > >> >> >> Anyone's brain is worthless WITH his whatever

> >
> > > >> >> > Not for those who have been forgiven by HIM:

> >
> > > >> >> >http://www.interviewwithgod.com/forgiven/

> >
> > > >> >> > May you wisely choose to be forgiven too by publicly declaring with
> > > >> >> > your mouth that "Jesus is LORD:"

> >
> > > >> >> >http://HeartMDPhD.com/HolySpirit/TheWay

> >
> > > >> >> I'm sure Jesus was a nice guy, and if he lived next door, it would be
> > > >> >> fun
> > > >> >> to
> > > >> >> open a few cold Molsons with him and laugh our asses off about his
> > > >> >> mom's
> > > >> >> "virgin birth" fantasy.

> >
> > > >> > You would be the only one laughing.

> >
> > > >> >> But LORD???

> >
> > > >> > Yes.

> >
> > > >> >> Nah...he was a human being, just like us.

> >
> > > >> > Neither then nor now.

> >
> > > >> >> Sorry, Andrew.

> >
> > > >> > You are forgiven by me.

> >
> > > >> >> You're connected with at least one hospital, right?

> >
> > > >> > It remains my choice to continue to be affiliated with hospitals that
> > > >> > are blessed by GOD.

> >
> > > >> So, you are connected with a hospital. Good. Go find the appropriate
> > > >> doctor
> > > >> and ask about meds to control delusional behavior. Tell him/her also that
> > > >> you're afraid you might actually say things to people IN PERSON that you
> > > >> say
> > > >> here, and somebody's going to beat the crap out of you as a result. In
> > > >> other
> > > >> words, reveal that you are a danger to yourself.

> >
> > > > Suggested reading:

> >
> > > >http://TruthRUS.org/DreadNought

> >
> > > > The brethren of LORD Jesus Christ are adorned with GOD's armor so that
> > > > they dread nothing that is of this world.

> >
> > > A beating will harm you just like any other person.

> >
> > Been there and have experienced it.
> >
> > Would not be here if HE had not brought me back.
> >
> > > It will hurt, too.

> >
> > It did. Did not dread it then so will not dread it now.
> >
> > > You may not fear it, but it will hurt.

> >
> > Where you are headed, which is where Bob Pastorio tragically is now,
> > is infinitely worse:
> >
> > http://www.av1611.org/hell.html

>
> Hmm... apparently, the Earth is just like a giant Tootsie Pop,
> with a chewy, Satan-filled candy center.


That page started out with "What you are about to read is hard to
believe." They were right. I don't believe it.

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St. Jackanapes ~ Bearer of The One True Liver ~
Ordained Minister & Holy Saint of The Universal Life Church
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"The ejaculate from satan has the consistency and smell of emesis."
- Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD