In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Father Haskell said...

> On May 23, 9:39 pm, St. Jackanapes >
> wrote:
> > In alt.flame.jesus.christ, welcome to the Holocene Epoch said...
> >
> >
> >
> > > On May 22, 11:45 pm, St. Jackanapes >
> > > wrote:
> > > > In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Father Haskell said...
> >
> > > > > On May 21, 10:09 am, "Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD"
> > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > Behold in manifold wonder and stunning amazement:
> >
> > > > > > (1) The miracle of the parting of the Red Sea:
> >
> > > > > >http://TruthRUS.org/RedSea
> >
> > > > > Never happened.
> >
> > > > > > (2) The miracle of the USS Texas surviving both World Wars with only
> > > > > > one casualty:
> >
> > > > > >http://TruthRUS.org/DreadNought
> >
> > > > > Not a miracle.
> >
> > > > Oh, I don't know. Maybe God was so tied up protecting the USS Texas that
> > > > he forgot to keep an eye on the USS Indianapolis after it delivered the
> > > > Fat Boy to Tinian Island. I guess those guys on the Texas must have been
> > > > much more powerful prayers than those on the Indy, don't you think? In
> > > > fact, those Texas crewmen must have even drowned out the prayers of the
> > > > Indy's sailor's as they were screaming at God to save them from the
> > > > sharks. The USS Texas had some damn powerful prayer makers! It was that
> > > > or God just liked the USS Texas more than the did the USS Indianapolis.
> >
> > > Quint was one of satan's sockpuppets, I guess.
> >
> > And the shark was working for Jesus?
> >
> > > " Little brown jeebus comes out of the cave... Swims into the hole...
> >
> > > Comes out of the hole... Goes back into the cave again... It's not too
> > > good, is it Chung? "
> >
> > I never was good with tying knots, unless me and a frisky girl were
> > tying knots with our naked bodies. I think that Popeye would approve.
> > Toot toot!
>
> http://www.web-books.com/Classics/No...sWorkC5P1.htm:
>
> One of these knots, known as the "Tomfool Knot" (Fig. 66), is used as
> handcuffs
> and has become quite famous, owing to its having baffled a number of
> "Handcuff
> Kings" and other performers who readily escaped from common knots and
> manacles. It is made like the running knot (Fig. 62), and the firm end
> is then
> passed through the open, simple knot so as to form a double loop or
> bow. If
> the hands or wrists are placed within these loops and the latter drawn
> taut,
> and the loose ends tied firmly around the central part, a pair of
> wonderfully
> secure handcuffs results.

I bed that John Wayne Gacy knew that one. He was always showing the kids
his "rope tricks." Just before suffocating them with his cock up their
ass.

For some reason your link failed.

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