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Default Dr. Chung needs a J - O - B!


In alt.flame.jesus.christ, the officious 411 said...

> On May 27, 8:24 pm, Velvet Elvis > wrote:
> > On Sun, 27 May 2007 20:04:40 -0400, St. Jackanapes
> >
> > > wrote:
> >
> > >Dr. Chung's sanity seems to be slipping lately. The website he created
> > >honoring Emory didn't help him get his job back. His 2 Pound Cat Meat
> > >diet isn't the hit he predicted. With Dr. Chung being an Oriental, I'm
> > >worried for his future, and for the safety of those around him. I think
> > >that I know the perfect job for Dr. Chung, to make him feel like a
> > >productive citizen again...

> >
> > >http://www.jackanapes.ws/graph/taxiposter.jpg

> >
> > Travis Chung: "Behold in wonder and ****in' amazement"

>
> "You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the
> hell else are you talking... you talking to me? Well I'm the only one
> here. Who the **** do you think you're talking to? Oh yeah? OK."
> --- the holy spirit


So Chung really does hear voices in his head.

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