In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Professor Geoffrey Loftus, Saint Swithins
Hospital said...
> On May 28, 5:13 pm, "Pastor Kutchie, ordained atheist minister"
> > wrote:
> > On May 28, 8:27 pm, "Professor Geoffrey Loftus, Saint Swithins
> >
> >
> >
> > Hospital" > wrote:
> > > On May 28, 3:13 pm, "Kurt Gavin" > wrote:
> >
> > > > "St. Jackanapes" > wrote in message
> >
> > > ...
> >
> > > > > Dr. Chung's sanity seems to be slipping lately. The website he created
> > > > > honoring Emory didn't help him get his job back. His 2 Pound Cat Meat
> > > > > diet isn't the hit he predicted. With Dr. Chung being an Oriental, I'm
> > > > > worried for his future, and for the safety of those around him. I think
> > > > > that I know the perfect job for Dr. Chung, to make him feel like a
> > > > > productive citizen again...
> >
> > > > >http://www.jackanapes.ws/graph/taxiposter.jpg
> >
> > > > Yes,,,,, and taxi driving would fit perfectly with his massage outcall
> > > > service.
> >
> > > When did he start giving massages?
> >
> > Shortly before discovering what Satan's jism feels and smells like,
> > probably.
>
> Someone perform a seance and invoke the spirit of recently departed
> Dr. Falwell. He'd know.
I'd say that Jerry should know about that any minute...
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