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Default Proofs of LORD Almighty GOD: Pastorio was convicted by the Holy Spirit on the eve of Halloween, stricken on the eve of Christmas, slain on April Fool's day, and now another convicted by the Holy Spirit projects his own homicidal thoughts.


In alt.flame.jesus.christ, welcome to the Holocene Epoch said...

> On May 28, 5:39 pm, Velvet Elvis > wrote:
> >
> > "The ejaculate from brother Melchizedek tastes almost as bad as that of satan"
> > - Andrew B. Chung, OCD/BPD

>
> Yeah, well, they don't call him melted cheese dick for nuthin'...


LMFAO!

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