"Dan Abel" > wrote in message
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> In article >,
> "JoeSpareBedroom" > wrote:
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>> Socialized? There's a direct phone line from the breasts to a woman's
>> downtown. You're built that way for a reason, and it obviously works,
>> unless
>> you've been brutalized by religion or some other perversion.
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> Lips are connected the same way. Should we ban the exposure of lips in
> fine restaurants?

I think so, and as soon as possible. I have a spot on my neck that a certain
lady knows about. Maybe I should keep it covered while in restaurants.