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Sheldon > wrote:

> Omelet wrote:
> > George wrote:
> > >
> > > As an aside it always reminds me of a kid raking leaves. A treat was to
> > > put potatoes into the base of the pile and let them roast in the hot ash
> > > when we burned the leaves.

>
> Hey, suburbanite mickies!
>
> > I suspect tho' that it might depend on the size of the spuds. Too large
> > and the outside can be burned while the center can be raw. Foil helps
> > with that.

>
> Nah, that's why cavemen invented clocks... when stick cast shadow to
> next rock another hour... so cavewomen could cook smaller mammoths
> for less time. Of course cavewomen always have two minute timer,
> that's when caveman finish fun and ready to eat mammoth.. and
> cavewoman always knew when mammoth good and fun good, caveman grunt
> loud, bring beeeerrr.. then sleep twelve shadow stick hours before
> next hunt.
>
> I read recently where they unearthed a huge Neanderthal brewery in
> Texas... and one of the volunteers on the dig discovered a large stone
> billboard they think translates to "Mammoth Mammary Bar. hehe
>
> Sheldon


Leave it to you... ;-)

Label the dig "adult humor station".

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