On May 16, 10:26 am, "Virginia Tadrzynski" > wrote:
> A cut and paste....whaddaya think? Appropos?
> -ginny
>
> WHEN GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH...
>
> 1. WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE OUR PURSE IS.
>
> 2. WE BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH OUR ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING OUR BUTT
> WHILE YELLING "WOO-HOO!" IS TRULY THE SEXIEST DANCE MOVE AROUND!
>
> 3. WE'VE SUDDENLY DECIDED THAT WE WANT TO KICK SOMEONE'S ASS AND HONESTLY
> BELIEVE WE COULD DO IT TOO.
>
> 4. IN OUR LAST TRIP TO PEE, WE REALIZE THAT WE NOW LOOK MORE LIKE A HOMELESS
> HOOKER THAN THE GODDESS WE WERE JUST FOUR HOURS AGO.
>
> 5. WE START CRYING AND TELLING EVERYONE WE SEE THAT WE LOVE THEM SOOOOO
> MUCH.
>
> 6. WE GET EXTREMELY EXCITED AND JUMP UP AND DOWN EVERY TIME A NEW SONG
> PLAY'S BECAUSE "OH MY GOD! I LOVE THIS SONG!"
>
> 7. WE'VE FOUND A DEEPER/SPIRITUAL SIDE TO THE GEEK SITTING NEXT TO US.
>
> 8. WE'VE SUDDENLY TAKEN UP SMOKING AND BECOME REALLY GOOD AT IT.
>
> 9. WE YELL AT THE BARTENDER, WHO WE BELIEVE CHEATED US BY GIVING US JUST
> LEMONADE, BUT THAT'S JUST BECAUSE WE CAN NO LONGER TASTE THE GIN.
>
> 10. WE THINK WE ARE IN BED, BUT OUR PILLOW FEELS STRANGELY LIKE THE KITCHEN
> FLOOR (OR THE MOP).
>
> 11. WE FAIL TO NOTICE THAT THE TOILET LID IS DOWN WHEN WE SIT ON IT.
>
> 12. WE TAKE OUR SHOES OFF BECAUSE WE BELIEVE IT IS THEIR FAULT THAT WE'RE
> HAVING PROBLEMS WALKING STRAIGHT.

And I thought that they just ended up having group sex with the guys
in the band, who have also drank too much.

--Bryan