Melba's Jammin' > wrote:

> I want a RIBBON for those dumb beet pickles! Gack!

The RIBBON for your Bonté de Betteraves Baignees, as well as all the
other ribbons you want, are all yours for the taking, once you enter your
Barb's Beety Beauty.

> Damn you, Bubba Vic, you've got ME thinking of that dumb beet jelly as
> Barb's Beety Beauty!! I've got one (1) packet of raspberry Kool-Aid
> left (it what makes the beet jelly taste like something other than
> boiled mud, I guess). I'm saving it. I've BEEN saving it for at least
> five years. I think Jane Nelson in OR gave it to me. Can't remember
> how she came upon it.

Et voilà:
<http://www.shopfoodex.com/koolaid-jammers-juice-pouches-count-blue-raspberry-p-27123.html>

<http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B0004LVZIQ/fatlenscom-20>

<http://www.foodservicedirect.com/index.cfm/S/3/CLID/55/N/82482/Kool_Aid_Beverages.htm>

Also, consider Flavor Aid, which is said to be similar:
<http://www.jelsert.com/products_flavoraid.asp>.

Now go get 'em and then get to work, woman, if you do not want to be
barred from entering the fairgrounds for maliciously withholding the
beety panacea from the pining public!

Bubba