In article >,
"JoeSpareBedroom" > wrote:

> Pork chops
> Instant mashed potatoes
> Canned turkey gravy
> Salad from garden
<snip>
> he'll eat anything that stands still,
> including furniture, motor vehicles, buildings, etc.

Assuming it's for him alone, I'd substitute Vienna sausage for the pork
chops. I'd also have to have a large garden before I substituted fresh
produce for a fifty-cent can of corn. But I think it's all legal.

leo

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