"Anim8rFSK" > wrote in message
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> In article >,
> "Victor Velazquez" > wrote:
>
>> "Forge" > wrote in message
>> ...
>> > On Thu, 12 Jul 2007 11:50:43 -0500, Victor Velazquez wrote:
>> >
>> >> Which is very odd because Miller High Life is a "premium" beer and
>> >>> only imports and microbrews are more expensive.
>> >>
>> >> I do believe you have confused Miller with Michelob.
>> >
>> > I really think Miller is sold as a premium and not as a "popular..."
>> > which
>> > is what I think they call brands like Rolling Rock and good ol' Duff.
>> >
>> > I could be wrong, I don't buy a lotta beer any more. But pretty sure
>> > it's
>> > priced roughly the same as Bud or Mich - and definitely higher than
>> > Busch.
>>
>> Ah, I see what you're saying. Crappy beer may be rated thusly:
>>
>> "Top" tier: Michelob, Heineken, Lowenbrau
>>
>> Next: Bud, Miller, Rolling Rock
>>
>> Almost Last: Pabst, Old Milwaukee (do they even make that anymore?),
>> Coors
>>
>> Dead Last: Grain Belt, RWB, Corona
>>
>> Pricing may vary. I'm talking quality here!
>
> How about Hamms? From the land of sky blue waters? Isn't that like the
> cheapest beer you can buy?

I see I should have put an "etc." after my non-comprehensive lists up there.

Hamms is indeed complete and utter crap (and is now owned by Miller). But
that jingle was frickin' awesome!

From the Land of Sky Blue Waters,
From the land of pines, lofty balsams,
Comes the beer refreshing,
Hamm's the beer refreshing.

Brewed where nature works her wonders,
Aged for many moons, gently mellowed,
Hamm's the beer refreshing,
Hamm's the beer refreshing.

From across the rippling water,
Through the whisp'ring pines and birches,
Comes the beer refreshing,
Hamm's the beer refreshing.

Comes a call to cool enchantment,
Comes a call to cool refreshment,
Hamm's the beer refreshing,
Hamm's the beer refreshing.

Hints of lakes and sunset breezes,
Dance and sparkle in each glassful,
Hamm's the beer refreshing,
Hamm's the beer refreshing.