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Martin Golding
 
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Default [OT] Waaaay OT (Question about Travel)

On Mon, 13 Oct 2003 17:40:35 +0000, Dog3 wrote:
> Getting food across the border is a pain. I suppose it all depends on
> what type of food it is.


I've never had a problem. Quite the opposite, in fact. One trip I was
bringing possibly more than the usual amount of alcoholic beverage back
from BC.

Custom's agent: "Do you have anything to declare?"
Me: "I have a smoked eel! do you want to see it?"
CA: "NO! You're not going to EAT that, are you?"
Me: "HELL no. I'm going to make my friends eat it!"
CA: "Get OUT of here."

Nowadays we just take the dogs. A station wagon full of poodles being
driven by a chunky white chick doesn't profile _at all_.

Martin
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