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Default OT -- I'm beginning to flinch

In article >, "cybercat" >
wrote:

> "Omelet" > wrote in message
> news
> > In article >,
> > Dave Smith > wrote:
> >
> >> cybercat wrote:
> >> >
> >> > >
> >> > >
> >> > > I don't know what females you hang around with, Dave, but most of the
> >> > > women I know don't usually do any of the above, either.
> >> > >
> >> > > June Cleaver wasn't real even in the 60's.
> >> > >
> >> >
> >> > Dave was remembering what the woman was like the last time he got laid.
> >> >
> >>
> >>
> >> Last night?
> >> I bet I get more pussy than you do :-)

> >
> > I bet you don't.
> >
> > She owns one.
> > --

>
> No, you know, I think Dave has me beat.
>
> He *is* one.


ROFL!!! Ya darned near owed me a new keyboard with that one babe!!! ;-D
That was priceless.
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