JoeSpareBedroom wrote:
> "kilikini" > wrote in message
> ...
>> JoeSpareBedroom wrote:
>>> "kilikini" > wrote in message
>>> ...
>>>> I need a favor from you guys and you always come through every time
>>>> I ask, so..... I'm askin'.
>>>>
>>>> I'm supposed to help with the menu of my friend's daughter's 17th
>>>> birthday next month on the 23. They're planning on serving
>>>> (ahem)......ready? (Keep
>>>> in mind, these are my friends who eat processed food and if it
>>>> can't be nuked, they won't eat it because they don't understand
>>>> how to cook it.)
>>>>
>>>> Frozen, pre-cooked meatballs with Hunts BBQ sauce.
>>>> Chips - premade onion dip
>>>> Oscar Meyer triangle ham sandwiches on wonder bread with mustard
>>>> Crudites with onion dip
>>>
>>>
>>> Are these people shaped like tuna, or blimps?
>>
>> Dual blimps.
>>
>> kili
>
>
> How could you even have an appetite around them?
>
> You know what? I'm your long-lost uncle, and I just called to say
> I've been hospitalized with a broken hip, the doctors are driving me
> crazy, and I need a family member to be here as my advocate. I'm
> paying for your plane flight, lodging and food. It happens to be on
> the same day as the stupid birthday party.
>
> Jazz up the story as you see fit. Sounds like these morons will
> believe anything.

I'll go for that! Thanks for the "out", Joe!

kili