In article >,
(Victor Sack) wrote:

> Melba's Jammin' > wrote:
>
> > Bubba, you're so hot for this stuff, YOU make it, fortheluvvapete!
>
> You no longer want to win any ribbons?

Bubba, there is (are?) a finite number of categories and maybe ONE where
I could submit that stuff -- and I've got other options that are a
helluva lot more appealing than Beet Jelly, fercripesake!
>
> You do realise, of course, that the thousands of visitors to the
> Minnesota State Fair only come because they are hoping to get a taste of
> Barb's Beety Beauty?

Nevah happen there.

> If the hope is no longer there, no one will come,
> not even the judges, and you will have to try and be content with just
> one ribbon for your beet pickles, which will be yours by default.
>
> Have you no ambition, woman?!

Not much, Bubba, not much.
My only ambition is that there be a decent dead spread when I croak.

> Bubba

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