sf wrote in :

> On Thu, 19 Jul 2007 11:19:21 -0400, "cybercat" >
> wrote:
>
>>
>>"Chatty Cathy" > wrote
>>>>
>>>
>>> Had a lot of "blond" moments lately... its called "getting older"
>>> ;-P
>>>
>>
>>Last night I was relaxing, watching a little TV before bed. When I got
>>up to go upstairs for the night, I couldn't find my business cell,
>>which I knew I had
>>with me as I watched TV because I took a call. After searching around
>>for a while, I gave up and went up to bed.
>>
>>As I was getting undressed I discovered I had tucked in in my bra for
>>safekeeping.
>
> If it wasn't turned off, why didn't you just call the cell number to
> find it?
>
>

LOL!!!!


One night , after the couple had retired for the night, the woman became
aware that her husband was touching her in a most unusual manner.
He started by running his hand across her shoulders and the small of her
back. He ran his hand over her breasts, touching them very lightly.
Then, he proceeded to run his hand gently down her side, sliding his
hand over her stomach, and then down the other side to a point below her
waist.

He continued on, gently feeling her hips, first one side and the the
other.

His hand ran further down the outside of her thighs.
His gentle probing then started up the inside of her left thigh, stopped
and the returned to do the same to her right thigh.

By this time the woman was becoming aroused and she squirmed a little to
better position herself.

The man stopped abruptly and rolled over to his side of the bed.

" Why are you stopping darling?" she whispered.

He whispered back, " I found the remote!"

--
Peter Lucas
Brisbane
Australia

"People sleep safely in their beds because rough men stand ready in
the night to do violence to those who would do them harm"
-- George Orwell