"jmcquown" > wrote in
:

> kilikini wrote:
>> JoeSpareBedroom wrote:
>>> "kilikini" > wrote in message
>>> ...
>>>> JoeSpareBedroom wrote:
>>>>> "kilikini" > wrote in message
>>>>> ...
>>>>>> I need a favor from you guys and you always come through every
>>>>>> time I ask, so..... I'm askin'.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I'm supposed to help with the menu of my friend's daughter's 17th
>>>>>> birthday next month on the 23. They're planning on serving
>>>>>> (ahem)......ready? (Keep
>>>>>> in mind, these are my friends who eat processed food and if it
>>>>>> can't be nuked, they won't eat it because they don't understand
>>>>>> how to cook it.)
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Frozen, pre-cooked meatballs with Hunts BBQ sauce.
>>>>>> Chips - premade onion dip
>>>>>> Oscar Meyer triangle ham sandwiches on wonder bread with mustard
>>>>>> Crudites with onion dip
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Are these people shaped like tuna, or blimps?
>>>>
>>>> Dual blimps.
>>>>
>>>> kili
>>>
>>>
>>> How could you even have an appetite around them?
>>>
>>> You know what? I'm your long-lost uncle, and I just called to say
>>> I've been hospitalized with a broken hip, the doctors are driving me
>>> crazy, and I need a family member to be here as my advocate. I'm
>>> paying for your plane flight, lodging and food. It happens to be on
>>> the same day as the stupid birthday party.
>>>
>>> Jazz up the story as you see fit. Sounds like these morons will
>>> believe anything.
>>
>> I'll go for that! Thanks for the "out", Joe!
>>
>> kili


>
> Period.
>
> Jill
>


Do you have yours?

It sounds like it.


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Peter Lucas
Brisbane
Australia

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