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Default To the Memory of Fresh Raspberries Sold at the Market

Holly wrote:
> On Jul 23, 8:51 pm, ah > wrote:
>> Holly wrote:
>> > On Jul 23, 7:30 pm, ah > wrote:
>> >> Holly wrote:
>> >> > On Jul 22, 11:31 pm, ah > wrote:
>> >> >> Holly wrote:
>> >> >> > On Jul 22, 7:05 pm, ah > wrote:
>> >> >> >> Holly wrote:
>> >> >> >> > On Jul 22, 2:20 pm, ah > wrote:
>> >> >> >> >> Holly wrote:
>> >> >> >> >> > Through the cellofeign I see your stark plight,
>> >> >> >> >> > A charem of women who have lost their knight.

>>
>> >> >> >> >> > When I open the lid, I feel your distress.
>> >> >> >> >> > You're all ravished and trembling from PTS.

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>> >> >> >> >> > What draws me disturbs, I start to salivate.
>> >> >> >> >> > I have no charity for I simply take.

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>> >> >> >> >> > Having eaten and put you all out of sight,
>> >> >> >> >> > I'm surprised, I do not feel a bit contrite.

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>> >> >> >> >> IAWTP.

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>> >> >> >> >> I feel the same about a package of crackers.

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>> >> >> >> > Little cute animal ones?

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>> >> >> >> Doesn't really matter.

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>> >> >> > Again. You are not Ah. Change back this instant!

>>
>> >> >> *poip*

>>
>> >> >> Better?-

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>> >> > Appreciate it.

>>
>> >> Why are you morphing?-

>>
>> > Phase two.

>>
>> Oho!
>>
>> Are you free of prescribed medication.-

> What is it you're looking for?


Any ergot-derived substance will do.