In alt.religion.kibology Elmo P. Shagnasty > wrote:

> You're a ****ing idiot.

I know you are, but what am I?

> You misuse a tool, and conclude that the tool is the cause of the
> problem and therefore lack of tool equals lack of problem.

No, dummy, I don't blame the microwave. I blame my parents. Did you
even read the post you responded to?

> I suppose you'd think crescent wrenches are stupid, because you tried to
> lay a roof with one and it didn't work out so well.

Crescent is a brand name, you pinhead, not a type of wrench. You need
to check your facts before posting nonsense to usenet.

> You're a ****ing idiot.

I know you are, but what am I?

> I hope you're ***, so you don't reproduce.

Right, like that ever stopped anybody.

Also, going around hoping complete strangers are *** sounds pretty ***.

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